dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

(via missdanidaniels)

kwinkee:

imbourbon:

By David Olenick

Sleep with a stranger!

(via missdanidaniels)

girlsofletters:

joshpeck:

Olaf From Frozen Re-Imagined As Disney Princesses 

The Snow White one is funniest because he literally is SNOW WHITE. I can’t stop laughing

(via missdanidaniels)

ithrain:

As promised ^^
You can also find my tutorial for basic scalemail here
and pictures of this shoulder piece on finished armor

ithrain:

As promised ^^

You can also find my tutorial for basic scalemail here

and pictures of this shoulder piece on finished armor

dorkly:

The Nerdiest Christmas Trees

Every time a nerd decorates their tree, an angel gets reddit gold.

(via shelikessexncomics)

mysevenkids:

rahmagical:

cultono:

likeadisneyprincess:

dallyxxwasxxgallant:

believe-in-laughter:

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

What in the actual fuck?

*slow clap*

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

serious mind fuck

Reblogging for Artemas

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

a-s-k-i-n-g-a-l-e-x-a-n-d-r-i-a:

cupcakecannibal:

EVERYTHING I SEE IS A LIE

MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED

(Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream, via alouettecosplay)

horsefly7553:

Fascinating!

(via alexasmaster)

420blazedsniper:

dinolich:

thepredatorblog:

oscarwildeis-dead:

Allow me to introduce you to the Red-eyed Crocodile Skink. 
Since these guys were recently discovered (mid to late nineties), there isn’t a whole lot that is known about them, but I’ll share a few facts with you here. 

  • These guys can grow up to ten inches in length, though the average is more like seven.
  • They’re pretty shy and choose to play dead as their defense mechanism. 
  • Other than geckos, these guys are one of the only lizards that vocalize. Their sound is described as a barking noise when they’re in distress
  • Average lifespan is listed at around 6 years 

that is not a skink, that is a small dragon.

The big question is: can I own one in California?

I wanna get one hun can you buy me one please

(Source: cincinnatizoo.org)

pony-fuhrer:

wholockedj:

gallifreyantimelady:

slutformisha:

jorniestourie:

Omg just found this on the internet

Fuck I screamed

BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!

fucking smashing 

pony-fuhrer:

wholockedj:

gallifreyantimelady:

slutformisha:

jorniestourie:

Omg just found this on the internet

Fuck I screamed

BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!

fucking smashing 

(Source: panic-on-the-tardis, via hartthefox)