Sunday night I watched a speculative documentary on Animal Planet called ‘Mermaids:The Body Found’ and I think mermaids are real y’all. It is likely that they look more like this
rather than this
BUT….I think they’re down there and here’s why
- Half fish/half human creatures have been drawn and written about for AGES and practically every ancient civilization has some kind of mythology about them.
- We have explored the moon more than we have explored our oceans.
- NOAA recorded something that has become known as ‘the bloop’ that contains an organic sound that they cannot identify that was recorded when the Navy was utilizing some kind of sonar (more than likely testing a top secret sonar weapon).
- NOAA recovered pieces of a creature from a great white shark in South Africa that looked like a gotdamn mermaid. The pieces were confiscated by the government.
- The aquatic ape theory is one that I find makes a lot of sense in regards to evolution. It ALSO makes a lot of sense in regards to MERMAIDS.
- I don’t trust the government. At all. IF there are humanoid creatures living in the ocean and the government knows about them I have no doubt that they would lie about them for who knows what reason.
I know I know I know. I know what a ‘speculative documentary’ is….BUT…still…there is so much we do not know about our oceans and so much that our government lies about. Put all of it together and I really think it’s plausible.
The Batman is generally a solitary creature, occasionally leaving its cave to collect small orphan birds.
Omg
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