dorkly:

The Nerdiest Christmas Trees

Every time a nerd decorates their tree, an angel gets reddit gold.

(via shelikessexncomics)

mysevenkids:

rahmagical:

cultono:

likeadisneyprincess:

dallyxxwasxxgallant:

believe-in-laughter:

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

What in the actual fuck?

*slow clap*

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

serious mind fuck

Reblogging for Artemas

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

a-s-k-i-n-g-a-l-e-x-a-n-d-r-i-a:

cupcakecannibal:

EVERYTHING I SEE IS A LIE

MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED

(Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream, via alouettecosplay)

horsefly7553:

Fascinating!

(via alexasmaster)

420blazedsniper:

dinolich:

thepredatorblog:

oscarwildeis-dead:

Allow me to introduce you to the Red-eyed Crocodile Skink. 
Since these guys were recently discovered (mid to late nineties), there isn’t a whole lot that is known about them, but I’ll share a few facts with you here. 

  • These guys can grow up to ten inches in length, though the average is more like seven.
  • They’re pretty shy and choose to play dead as their defense mechanism. 
  • Other than geckos, these guys are one of the only lizards that vocalize. Their sound is described as a barking noise when they’re in distress
  • Average lifespan is listed at around 6 years 

that is not a skink, that is a small dragon.

The big question is: can I own one in California?

I wanna get one hun can you buy me one please

(Source: cincinnatizoo.org)

pony-fuhrer:

wholockedj:

gallifreyantimelady:

slutformisha:

jorniestourie:

Omg just found this on the internet

Fuck I screamed

BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!

fucking smashing 

pony-fuhrer:

wholockedj:

gallifreyantimelady:

slutformisha:

jorniestourie:

Omg just found this on the internet

Fuck I screamed

BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!

fucking smashing 

(Source: panic-on-the-tardis, via hartthefox)

emmilions:

heinouzdavestrider:

lifehackable:

More Daily Life Hacks Here!

Wait.. Im legitimately surprised that they posted serious LifeHacks..

ok i straight up wrote down that double chocolate chip frappe recipe and went downstairs and made it. now my entire family is drinking it and its DELICIOUS A+ WOULD RECOMMEND

(via hartthefox)

blackwallflower:

avelandthesea:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

I really wanna go there

i always reblog stuff like this, the earth is taking it all back. 

(Source: long-live-the-alex-and-the-brave, via hartthefox)

pony-fuhrer:

wholockedj:

gallifreyantimelady:

slutformisha:

jorniestourie:

Omg just found this on the internet

Fuck I screamed

BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!

fucking smashing 

pony-fuhrer:

wholockedj:

gallifreyantimelady:

slutformisha:

jorniestourie:

Omg just found this on the internet

Fuck I screamed

BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!

fucking smashing 

(Source: panic-on-the-tardis, via hartthefox)

furry-bi-night-reloaded:

deewhydeetee:

everyonesfavoriteging:

my-weeping-angel:

eatsleepcrap:

syd224:

eatsleepcrap:

wincherlockedintardis:

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

Math!

"statistically, a majority of people" - THAT’S NOT A DAMN STATISTIC!

furry-bi-night-reloaded:

deewhydeetee:

everyonesfavoriteging:

my-weeping-angel:

eatsleepcrap:

syd224:

eatsleepcrap:

wincherlockedintardis:

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

Math!

"statistically, a majority of people" - THAT’S NOT A DAMN STATISTIC!

(via furry-by-night)