the-absolute-funniest-posts:

boomette:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad


Er meh gad he’s back

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

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Er meh gad he’s back

fandomsandfeminism:

bestdayeveraugustthird:

musicsoundslovelythanks:

crashwasplayingbadeverything:

swaggaraptor:

chiefkeeffanfiction:

amydentata:

At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.

Go trigger warn some shit

That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.

Mother. Fucking. This.

People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.

Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.

He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.

He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”

So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.

I do appreciate that Bisexual is matched with bacon. I rather enjoy bacon. 

This is why I love the Colbert Show.

Yeah, drawing attention to bi and trans erasure through satire is not in itself biphobic or transphobic. 

Come on guys. Satire. 

Wow people get all butt hurt why don’t you… Oh hehehe

(Source: havelogicwilltravel, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

So, I heard you like video games…

(Source: sumisexual, via shelikessexncomics)

ashleygraham:

doloresdepalabra:

by Tilt 
Amaze-art

I want this couch!

hayfuckyou:

yumcircles:


If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow

forever reblog

hayfuckyou:

yumcircles:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow

forever reblog

(via nothingfeelslikehomelikeyou)

hic-cups:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

My dad is a chef so he legit has a toolbox with all of these in, like an actual toolbox it’s hilarious


You only need 7 the rest are one time use knives

hic-cups:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

My dad is a chef so he legit has a toolbox with all of these in, like an actual toolbox it’s hilarious

You only need 7 the rest are one time use knives

(Source: inthepitofmystomach, via nothingfeelslikehomelikeyou)

catversushuman:

This will be a mini-series, I think. Well, depending on how the story progresses.

(via laughingsquid)

misscosmickitty:

karkatthecrab:

its-a-threebatchproblem:

ugh cake

THE STRAWBERRIES ARE WEARING TUXES

THE STRAWBERRIES

ARE WEARING TUXES

*drools*

(Source: themadmaninabluebox, via rintee)